The solution is in the form of the thing which features the lead female character out of 1990 sitcoms and decision making towards obscure dessert options on a fancy occasion…that’s right KFC solution is none other than a chocolate fountain…no wait a GRAVY FOUNTAIN? Usually the gravy comes in a cute little plastic cup perfect for dipping at most three of your drumsticks in your paper toss bin sized KFC chicken bucket but what if you wanted a larger supply of gravy? Well KFC and their innovative brains have finally come up with a solution to this third world problem. When you visit your local KFC what do you get along with you monumental gut churning stomach-wrenching hormone laden but shockingly delicious chicken drumsticks? A chlorine fished coleslaw? A Texan cropped corncob with the right amount of confederate spirit or maybe some artisanal basined sourced salt lightly seasoning on the moonshined French fries? But if you’re a true Kentucky Fried Chicken you would be wanted the side serving of ummmm I think it’s gravy, KFC’s authentic gravy the best choice for any underage chook. WHAT HAPPENS TO YOUR CHOCOLATE FOUNTAIN WHEN IT RUNS OUT OF CHOCOLATE…REPLACE IT WITH GRAVY
THE SNAKE PIT 9 th EDITION 2016 (Friday, August 12 2016)
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